What would you do if ...

'What would you do if you knew you could not fail?"
is pretty underrated because it gives us hope.
But even so...
we can change it a bit and find very funny answers:

What would you do if you knew there was no jail?
What would you do if you ate a rusty nail?
What would you do if you grew a fluffy tail?
What would you do if you never got email?
What would you do if you were a Narwhale?
What would you do if you looked like Christian Bale?
What would you do if you grew wings enough to sail?
What would you do if you only spoke in braille?
What would you do if you secreted like a snail?
What would you do if you urinated ale?

OK. It's getting too weird.